I’m back.
My nose has turned into a sepulchral shade of ghastly purple from the lack of oxygen; due to being buried in a skyscraper of work for a good few weeks.
I’ve been too busy to even dig my nose, let alone, blog.
Updates? Hell, too many. I can’t even remember what I wanted to blog about. The space in my head specially allocated for crap, has been emptied and replaced with work and other boring matters.
Anyway, I managed to pull some sort of fantastic power stunt yesterday evening.
Was trying to avoid the road block on the opposite side of the road at Hartamas.
I have an irrational fear of road blocks, as I believe that despite how righteously confident I am, the fucking police somehow have a knack of finding some kind of fault with me.
Therefore after doing some banking, I took a random left turn hoping that I would somehow find my way back unto the highway that lead to Bangsar, as I needed to buy some Wee-Wee-Pads for Tummy’s dog. Unsurprisingly, I initially lost my way, but found myself at some strange route on the Damansara Highway about 15 minutes later.
I turned left and drove up a one-way that curved to the left. Right before the bend, I was shocked to see a car appearing from the corner driving in the opposite direction and coming towards me.
“Bloody crazy jackassed twit!” I cursed and honked stridently at him.
The bastard reciprocated in the same manner, which pissed me off awfully.
Suddenly there seemed to be more and more cars coming towards me, blaring their horns; and to my absolute horror, I realised that the arrows on the road painted in white were like this:-
OMG !!!!! JIALAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had to reverse slowly all the way and all the cars were honking at me.
Oh my gawd. I felt so bloody ridiculous that I laughed out loud, which probably made me look like a psycho bitch.
I am a blatant disgrace to women drivers. How shameful. How mortifying.
I think I have brain damage.
Told Tummy about how I felt like a retarded bimbo and it didn’t help that he kept calling me ‘Bim-Bim-Kim’.
Sobs.
*Blows nose*
This is Christy & Tummy's dog, by the way.
Looks like a gremlin.
But still very adorable.
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